may 2019 bring you your “i’m doing better than i ever was” moment
(via chicamorena)
first day of college in media: “Please open up your textbooks to chapter three because I expect you to have already read the first two chapters in preparation for starting this class”
first day of college in reality: “We’re going to spend the next hour slowly and thoroughly going over every page of the syllabus because I strongly suspect at least half of you assholes don’t actually know how to read”
(via okayysophia)
god please send me a man who likes putting face masks on and doing skincare routines with me amen
(via thuggierocks)
me: walks into living room
tv: tonight on how its made
me: stands in same spot for 30 minutes watching how garbage bags are made
(Source: seymour-krelboin)
